Tuesday, March 31, 2009

We are all policemen

The Register flags up the creeping extension ofthe controlling police state. A letter handed out to employees of Arriva/Cross Country staff this morning,
Whilst our Services are very unlikely to be directly affected by the event, (G20)it is possible that they will be used by passengers intending to to make their way to demonstrate in London.
Therefore British Transport Police are asking staff to report any sightings that meet the following general description of activities.
Groups of travellers wearing noticeable themed clothing, for example same large logo or coloured shirts etc
Any noticeable groups who are believed to be traveling [sic] to London
Any groups carrying banners or posters
Any group bookings to London that day/s

What business is it of train ticket collectors to report upon citizens/subjects going about their lawful lives?

Busy man that Peottering

Tomorrow he is goingto speak at the opening of a sofa.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Czech Government falls, Klaus now holds the reigns.

Marek Topolanek, PM of the Czech Republic and current President of the Council of Ministers has been defeated in a no confidence vote in the Czech lower house.

The vote was knife edge thin, 101-99 in the 200 member assembly.

It is thought that Vaclav Klaus may well have been involved in the toppling of the ODS led government, in part in response to the way in which Topolanek has been driving through the Lisbon Treaty.

This is the first time that a government holding the EU presidency has ever fallen and leads to interesting questions such as.

Who will take the EU's place at the G20 - Vaclav Klaus?

Klaus now has until October to create a new Government but it is unlikely that any caretaker Government chosen by him in the meantime will be gung ho pro-Europeans.

So the Treaty is hung out to dry for the moment.

That Vaclav bloke, he is a hard bastard.

"Who wants to work for a company when you can work for the whole of Europe"


Bruno Waterfield has dug this prize piece off nausea inducing recruitment advertising for the EU. Get a job with us, where the finacial crisis is something that happens to other people.

Best seller

I've just been invited to the launch of this page turner, by Lib/Dem leader in the European Parliament, Andrew Duff.

What is interesting is that the advert he sent round the Parliament is this,

Shoehorn invites you to the launch of Andrew Duff's new book

18h30 - 20h00 on Tuesday 14 April
Salon des Membres, Spinelli Building ground floor, European Parliament
ISBN 978 1 907149 00 9
€14.99 £12.99
Orders in local Brussels bookshops or www.shoehornbooks.com/SavingtheEU


All well and good, but hmmm, what's this. Could the great stuttering federast be breaking the Parliament's rules. By gum I think he just might be.

You see there are strict rules governing commercial activity,
“the event must be linked to the activities of the European Union and have a direct bearing on the European Parliament; it may not in any circumstances be of a commercial nature or detrimental to the dignity of the institution;”

Well this book is linked to the EU, but what, is it for sale? On the Parliament's premesis. Naughty naughty Mr Duff. Slapped wrist from the bureau I think.

Gordon goes on holiday

Here is on step one of the trip in Strasbourg. The European Parliament hangs on his every word. He tells them that they are importatnt and they say how nice he is. Boasts about how he pushed the Treaty through and the need for global Government.

The Parliamentarians throng to hear his every words.


Or they didn't


Less than half full

Crisis What crisis

El Gordo is here in teh Parliament, and ios about to be given some stick by the Socialist Group for publically backing Barosso, rather than the socilaist candidate for the next Commission President. Giiven that Martin Schulz the leader of the PES wants the job, no surprises there.

But what is this I see on the blue screen announcement board. Yes hold the front page, and Italian MEP has got a press conference in half an hour,
Iles Braghetto MEP (EPP-ED, Italy) on 'European Day of home-made ice cream'
Dammit, what am I doing in my office. This is ground breaking stuff.

Update
Mark Mardell made it along but forebore to scoff.

Time for a futile political gesture

Christopher Beazley, that well known paragon of Conservatism, and the European parliament's own Man from Del Monte - he only knows how to say yes - has just made an utterly ridiculous fool of himself.

He has resigned the Tory whip and has become the EPP's second British member. Why? He says it is because of the Tory's plan to leave the EPP.
“I am resigning the whip and I will remain a full member of the EPP grouping in the Parliament, said Mr Beazley. “This is the only policy with which I disagree with Mr Cameron.

“However, I cannot watch and say nothing while the Tories walk away from their allies, friends and colleagues in Europe.“There is a Conservative pro-European argument and it has to be discussed, not smothered by anti-European hysteria in the party.

“I am terribly sad but I cannot watch my country head for the rocks, which it will do if Cameron becomes Prime Minister and has no allies in the major governments of the European Union.”

The man has lost his marbles. Chris, nobody knows who you are, nobody knows who the EPP are and nobody cares a damn. The Tories won't be leaving the EPP-ED group until after you cease to be an MEP in June. The only felolow you will be sitting with in the British delegation of the EPP is Den Dover, there because he was chucked out of the Tories after he was found to have defrauded the public exchequer to the tune of hundreds of thousands of pounds. So that is a better place to sit?

His page on the Conservative website has already gone. And con home has a go.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Typical Amendment

'performance of air navigation services' means the process of collecting and assessing appropriately validated data in the following areas, by order of priority: safety, capacity, environmental impact and cost efficiency;'

This is an amendment on a report to be voted on this week. The Report,
"The performance and sustainability of the European aviation system" is full of all sorts of technical stuff, but the prioritising of amendments such as this just goes to show why we are in the state we are in.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Surely not

As headlines go this is a goody
EU should only finance doable projects, Germany's Merkel says

No really, what they should finance are really stupid ones that are bound to fail. Like Galileo, or the Airbus A400M or...

You fill in the blanks.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Libertas UK: A clarification

I have just been sent this basic clarification of the situation of Mr Ganley's Party in the UK,

Just a small clarification.Just about everyone is using the name "Libertas" to describe Declan Ganley's adventure into British politics.

This is not in fact accurate."Libertas UK" is a registered political party according to the Electoral Commission. The registrant was Bridget Rowe, the former Sunday People editor. Thus "Libertas" in the UK context correctly refers to Ms. Rowe and her party.

Ms. Rowe is not part of Declan Ganley's adventure. Declan's adventure has been registered under a rather different name, for Electoral Commission rules state that names that are too similar cannot be used (this was after a party called "The Literal Democrats" registered and were thought to have acted by some as a spoiler).

That name is "New Dawn for Europe: Libertas.eu".It could be thought that this clarification is simply hair splitting but there is a serious note to it. Continually referring to "Libertas" as meaning Ganley will lead to his publicity and electoral efforts being associated with that name, Libertas.

But that name will, if it appears on the ballot papers, not refer to Ganley's party. What will appear on the ballot papers is "New Dawn for Europe: Libertas.eu" and it seems logical that the adventure should be described as such.

We rather assume that Declan Ganley would also prefer for his party to be referred to by what will appear on the ballot paper. "New Dawn for Europe" perhaps. Because he is, after all, campaigning for people to put their X by his party's name.

It's Government money, not the taxpayers

De MENEZES INQUIRY BILL WILL NOT GO TO TAXPAYER

So who is going to pay then?
THE government will foot the multimillion bill for the Jean Charles de Menezes murder inquiry.
Oh brother. Where does one start with the ignorance of this journalist? The point he is making is that the council tax payer of the local boroughs where the cock-up happened will not foot the bill exclusively. But of course they will still pay, as will everybody else.

Memo to David Yuill, the Government has no money of its own. It is all taken, on pain of imprisonment from the people, either where they live or where they work.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

At last, break out the champagne

The European Parliament is 51 years old. We are now in the thirtieth year since direct elections were introduced and what do I find. That I have been entered for an internal course by some kind soul. Not sure what he means by it, but it is nice to know that finally the Parliament is addressing the problem,

ETHICS IN THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT

Objectives : By the end of the course, participants will be able to better understand the notion of ethics within the institution before applying it in their functions

Content :
- Why Ethics,
- Brief history,
-
Sound administration and maladministration,
- Deepening the ethical culture at the European Parliament.
.

Duration: 0.5 day

Places : BRUSSELS and LUXEMBOURG

Good and bad Yutubes

First up a dire grimness from the Young Lib Dems


Shamefully embarrasing

Then some Labour types in the South West

Factually dubious all down the line, but well put together, humerous and done with style

Sack him, Burn them

A coach is sacked and 16 football shirts for 10 year olds are to be burnt. The shirts crime? They have the name Nigel Farage upon them.

Farage had been asked by the coach of a local under 10's side to donate some cash for the training shirts, he did, from his own money.

Then this,
The row erupted after Mr Kinsell contacted businesses and MPs to get donations towards a new strip.
South east MEP Nigel Farage offered £150 of his own money to the cause.
By way of a thank you, Mr Kinsell, who also put in £50 of his own money to cover printing costs, had the MEP's name printed on the front of the shirts, as he would for any sponsor.
But the club's committee ruled that the donation was a political one from UKIP, which contravened club policies, and last week kicked Mr Kinsell out.
Mr Kinsell, who has coached the under-tens squad for the last two years said: “I've
explained to them that it was a personal donation from Mr Farage but they just
won't listen.
“It's so unfair. I love this job, I love the kids and we have been doing really well.
“All I wanted to do was get the team a new training kit and I've sponsored them in the past to pay for kit, goals and all sorts of things.
“I do it for the kids. We are a very successful team and have hardly lost a game since I have taken over.”

It was a training strip for pities sake, and it just had a name, no logos nothing political at all. Petty, small minded vindictive and cruel

James Delingpole is...

my hero of the day,
And foie gras. Don't get me started on foie gras. I can't look at the stuff without wanting to make myself what I call Goose Benedict, which is a muffin immersed in goose fat and topped with a thick slice of pan-fried foie gras stuffed with nuggets of truffle and slices of black pudding, with a gull's egg hollandaise sauce on top. Or KFC. That's good too.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Your new Secretary General

Klaus Welle is the grand fromage, the greese eminence, the grand pooh bah of the Parliament. He was formerly the Secretary General of the EPP, then moved as Chef de Cabinet to Hans Gert Poettering, and has today become the Secretary General of the Parliament,

And this is his message to the troops,

"We are privileged to serve one of the last great visions alive: to integrate Europe through compromise and negotiation leaving behind centuries of war and conflict and regain our sovereignty together on the world stage in the tradition of the great French civil servant Jean Monnet whose house close to Paris is nowadays a European Parliament property. The European Parliament is the voice of 500 million people having united peacefully and overcome the divisions of our continent in order to shape their future together. Wherever life has placed us: we are invited to contribute to this great ambition.
Whether it is legislation on climate change or the efforts to develop a new framework for the financial markets in the midst of a major crisis it is the European Parliament
that is at the centre of parliamentary decision as otherwise only the US-Congress is. And all of you contribute to that success: whether as demenageurs, as personnel file handlers, translators, as collaborators in committee secretariats, press people or whatever other function.
Our responsibility is to provide the best service possible to members. 785 personalities have been elected in 27 member countries to serve their countries and the European interest as a whole. They deserve the best quality support possible. I ask you to take this as the guidance for whatever we are doing."!

Collaborators... no comment. But really the condescending tone is glorious to behold. We, the serfs, salute you Klaus.

Now I'm a putative arms dealer

I am a resourceful chap and all, but I didn't realise quite how until I received this,

The Chief Officer,
Bismillahi'l-Rahmani'l-Rahim.
Hello,
My message is from Iraq. My name is Dr. Mahmud Ammash; this is a Contract
Invitation from Iraq. My benefactor in the Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki regime is the Director General of the Budget Department/Debt Management Office (DMO) of the Ministry of Finance, He has mandated me to seek for your co-operation in a multi million Dollars worth of contract supplies on various goods and equipments, from:

Armored Vehicles Supplies.
construction equipment
Civilian Aircraft.
Hospital Equipment.
Water Treatment Plants.
Water Recycling.
Hydro Electric Power Plant (on the River Euphrates).
Agricultural and Irrigation equipment.
Crude Oil Mining and Shipment overseas.
High Tech and Telecommunications equipment.
General Air Purification and Filtration.
Financial Services;
POS,ATM.
Heavy duty construction and Earth moving Equipment.
Machinery and Metal Tooling.
Medical equipment &
Health ProductsComputer Products,
Hardware &
Electronic Equipment &
Waste Disposal Equipment.
Air Polution Control.
Building and Estate Management.
Buses and Cars for ultra mordern urban transportation network.

We are interested in buying products from your esteemed organization for
the Iraq Reconstruction Program.

Kindly arrange to send us, by e-mail attachment, update on pricing with applicable terms for all products as supplied by you at your earliest, including shipping schedule to UAE Free Trade Port for our reference to Iraq Reconstruction Board.

Should you be interested, please send your response to this email address contract_dept2009@mail.az


Looking forward to an early response

Dr. Mahmud Ammash

N.B:100% upfront payment for all supplies.


Tell me, should I get involved?

Friday, March 13, 2009

Farage gets support from East Anglia

Graham Dines is the (dare I say) veteran political correspondent of the East Anglia Daily Times. Whilst no supporter of UKIP he has always given us a fair crack of the whip. So I was pleased to see that he had understood Farage's point made this week in Strasbourg.
"I've found a soul mate when it comes to the insane suggestion of Chancellor Alistair Darling that British taxpayers should become responsible for the debts piled up by governments around the world which can't even use an abacus".
Absolutely,
"Well said Nigel. I'm quite happy for the government to have an aid programme for international development, especially if the money is spent in those former British colonies which have at least have the pretence of being democracies.
But there can be no bottomless wallet in these unchartered waters of financial excess and incompetence. It's all very well for The Guardian reading soft left to support overseas aid instead of ensuring we are adequately protected from international aggression, but that's not the real world.
Taxpayers have shelled out more than enough cash in propping up Northern Rock, Royal Bank of Scotland, and Lloyds-TSB without being asked to underwrite dictatorships in central Africa".
The point is is that supporting free trade does not mean supporting free movement of people. The is no mention of that in Adam Smith. It is of course nice to be nice and admirable for us to help out those worse of than we. But we can only do that if we can afford it. Remember Thatcher's comments about the good samaritan.

The thought that we should throw a hundred billion at the Eastern countries when we are strapped for cash is one thing. Being told that we are doing it because it is not just morally good for us but in some way it makes economic sense is quite another.

The pretence that if we give them the cash they will buy our goods is risible, and Darling, Brown and their friends on the European Council know that only too well.

Internal European Parliament Survey

What do you think of human being?
  • It is others who make life worth living?
  • We are worth what our values are worth?
  • Our selfish and our altruistic instincts even each other out?
  • We dare not be kind for fear of appearing weak ?
  • Man is to man a wolf?
  • No man is entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent?

I kid you not. Now you must remember that the Parliament has hundreds of native Englsih speakers, plus phalanxes of professional translaters and what not.

Doe it suprise you in the light of this that the legislation is so dire?

HT A friend

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wilmot, arse elbow, paddle creek

Glenys Wilmot the leader of the Labour delegation in the European Parliament must know how General Custer felt half way through the Little Big Horn; nobody here gets out alive.

Here she is is cloud cuckoo land,
Do you think quotas will bring more women to the polls and get more women elected?

Absolutely. It has worked in other places, and it has certainly worked in the UK, in the Welsh Assembly and other areas. Our own list for the European elections is zipped, so we have man-woman, man-woman [...] That ensures we have equality in the European elections, but that is not the case in other elections.
It has worked getting more women elected, but it has had no definable effect upon the turnout of women. So jobs for the lasses Yes, political engagement, No. Not much of a score I would say.
What about having a woman president of the Commission?

When you have a woman in top position, it sends a message no matter what that position is. I think that to have Hilary Clinton in the role of secretary of state is fantastic. The same applies for Obama.
The same applies for Obama? Eh? Glenys, are you suggesting that La Clinton and Obama only got elected through positive discrimination?

You are crackers you know. Finally she claims that "jobs, skills, housing: that will be our agenda in the European elections".

"Jobs", Eu Regulations make employment more difficult and more expensive.
"Skills" Education we are always told is not an EU competence
"Housing" Absolutely not and EU issue

So Glenys, your campaign for the Euros is going to be based on utter irrelevances

Should the West go?

The upcoming, so caled 'Durban II' festival of grievance that is the second "Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance" is bound, as happened to the first to become a anti-semetic and anti western hate fest.

The agenda is being drawn up by a panel chaired by Libya and includes Iran and Pakistan, so you will not be too suprised at its focus. Put it this way, one of the accredited NGOs going along is the 'Palestinian Grassroots Anti-Apartheid Wall Campaign'.

Another taste of the lunacy is here

Convinced that racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance manifest themselves in a differentiated manner for women and girls and may be among the factors leading to a deterioration in their living conditions, poverty, violence, multiple forms of discrimination and the limitation or denial of their human rights, and recognizing the need to integrate a gender perspective into relevant policies, strategies and programmes of action against racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance in order to address multiple forms of discrimination,

I know that Jo Jackson once sang that it was different for girls, but how is racisim different?

Canada, Italy, the US and Isreal have already announced that they will not be going.

So why on earthy is Britain going? It should be a bit of a no brainer for Gordon and Milliband. Or maybe that is the problem.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

New Dawn for Britain

I am reliably informed that the real name of Libertas UK is not indeed Libertas UK at all. Due to some slightly naughty activity on behalf of one Bridgit Rowe, who registered the name Libertas UK with the Electoral Commision.

I understand that Mr Ganley's party is to be called, the slightly Moaist sounding,

New Dawn for Britain Party

Ooops.

Skimming through the Electoral Commission's list of parties I was interested to note this one. Yes 2 Europe, was set up Mr Brendan Donnelly, the former Tory MEP, then candidate for the defunct pro-European Conservatives in the 1999 elections, then the Lib/Dems and now Director of the think tank, the Federal Trust. With Mr Donnelly is another of the usual suspects, Professor Stephen Haseler. With them is a Ms Alison Sutherland, who I think is the legal advisor to the Local Government Association, and could be the daughter of former EU Commissioner Peter Sutherland.

I wonder if Brendan has told the Lb/Dems he has set up another party?

Even the Nigerians know that Lloyds is up the swanee

This is priceless, just recieved in my mail,

Business Deal,Call Me

Dear

I want to make a proposal of business transaction value sum of GBP £30,000,000 (Thirty Million British Pounds Sterling) to you, of which I believe will be of much interest to you and also a mutual beneficial relationship to us.

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I need your co-operation to transfer the above mentioned sum out of England to any part of the world. And I am confident that you will give your consideration to this proposal and response positively for the succesfull of this business.

I am available to discuss this proposal with you and to answer any questions you may have in regard to this fund.

As soon as you give your positive response to this proposal, I will not hesitate in sending you the details and procedures of the transaction.

Please call me on this telephone +44 703 593 1141 for more additional information or
send your response to this e-mail: garricks_ronald@yahoo.com.hk.

Look forward to discussing this opportunity further with you in more detail shortly.

Sincerely,

Sir Garrick Ronald

Executive MemberLloyds Banking Group Plc

Tel: +44 703 593 1141

e-mail: garricks_ronald@yahoo.com.hk.


First time I have seen a British based scam mail, we really are in trouble aren't we.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Toleration is a one way street

The Guardian's editorial today is a paradigm of the contempt held by the political class for dissent. Talking about Vaclav Klaus it is headlined, "The dud Czech"
Faced with the worst financial crisis in a century, Mr Klaus lambasted the bail-out of European banks as irresponsible protectionism. Faced with growing evidence that scientists have understated climate change.
Mr Klaus told a conference of climate change deniers at the weekend that Europe was being too alarmist. If this is leadership, the EU's rotating chair cannot swivel fast enough. Better still, let us have a permanent EU president. Mr Klaus could not be making a more persuasive case for one.
The EU can ill afford the luxury of amateur voices, let alone of populist, Eurosceptic neoliberals like Mr Klaus. It is going to be hard enough to achieve a consensus over climate change when leaders gather at Copenhagen this winter. But it will be essential that the EU, which has been at the progressive end of the search for a replacement for Kyoto, speaks clearly and with one voice. Why should it tolerate a representative, however symbolic and temporary, whose prejudices are anathema to its key policies?

And thus they speak of tolerance, pluralism. Hypocrites and ganngsters the lot of them

Monday, March 09, 2009

Fit for purpose

David Milliband is speaking tonight on "An EU 'Fit for Purpose' in the Global Age". His first problem will be to try to define what its purpose.

I shall look at his speech tomorrow, should be a hoot

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Herman the ahem federalist

2000 years ago a bunch of Germanic tribes under Arminius famously took out three Roman Legions under Varus. The battle has gone down in history in various forms but is best known as the Battle of Teutoburg, or Varusschlacht ( rather wonderfuly the slaughter of Varus).

The EU as is its wont has decided to hijack the anniversary of the battle with an event uropean Parliament next week hosted by Hans-Gert Peottering and with special guest star Mr Barosso. They will be opening an exhibition of 2000 standards of peace, and proclaiming the Europeanness of the victory. A victory for liberty and so on.

Of course this is a rather problematical. Because to Germans the battle has intense and immense historical importance. Arminius, otherwise known as Herman is to the Germans what King Arthur is to the British, a near legend of resistance against foreign domination.

One only has to understand the power of the concept of a German leader defeating the Romans when in 1808 a play was written in its honour that was baned by Napoleon. The battle is the defining moment of Pan Germanism, the founding myth of the German nation and the historical lodestone of that nations fight for freedom over an overburdening centralised harmonised and integrated European Empire.

It is the myth that sustained the liberal nationalism that created Germany, and the EU is trying to use it to defend the EU!! I suspect that a few Germans might rather take against this collosal act of lesse majestie. Or in the words of the flyer advertising the event,

"27 PEACE SYMBOLS FOR EUROPE reminding of this date in European history are supposed to campaign for inner and outer peace.... Peace is the paramount concept of a large-scale campaign remembering an antique battle.
For peace changes things. Peace is creativity, discussion and cooperation....
27 PEACE SYMBOLS are going to take their place in Strasbourg, ambassadors of European history and joint statement of European present — symbols for peace.
You got that?

Harperson to fall off cliff

It appears that Harriet Harman has just had a senior (politico) moment. In Dundee for the Labour Party conference she made a clarion call,
to party members, urging them to treat the Euro elections as a "dress rehearsal" for the next UK election.
The deputy labour leader urged delegates at the Scottish Labour conference in Dundee to make every vote count in the run-up to the June 4 poll.
Not only is she asking for trouble in that Labour are going to get hammered, she is playing straight into the Tories and federasts everywhere's hands. From what I understand the Tories main campaign thrust at the June euro elections is along the lines of, 'mmake this a run up to the General election, "Vote Conservative to give Gordo a kicking," a message to be fair that has some resonance.

But my concern is, and it would be wouldn't it with my UKIP sympathies, is that yet again, a European election will yet again be run with the main parties deliberately avoiding the issue of Europe and its increasing domination of our nations poltical life.

If we cannot talk about Europe during a European election, then pray when can we?

Happy women's day

This just landed in my intray...

Dear Colleagues,

I would like to congratulate you with the upcoming 8th of March, International women's day!


Left breathless;
looking for you

Left tearless,
waiting for you

Left voiceless,
calling you

I knew that you are out somewhere...
and I was walking to you and found you there-

MY LOVE


Marusya Lyubcheva

Oh lord.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Snake oil from Sandra

Sandra Gidley is the Lib Dem MP for Romsey in Hampshire, and she is a steaming hypocrite. Like all of her breed she sees an audience and tailors her message for it. It wouldn't surprise me if, finding herself in the deep south she might say a few things not entirely unsuportive of lynching.

Why so rude you say? Well she has just given and interview for the Southampton Echo where she calls for reduction of duty for beer sold in pubs,

“The Government needs to take action to save our locals now. Tax on beer sold in pubs has to be lowered immediately."
Well hold didn't I report a couple of days ago that the Minister had confirmed that this would be illegal under European Law,

On the thorny issue of alcohol tax, Treasury minister Angela Eagle said she was in "Budget purdah" so couldn't go into details.But she said: "I hear what you say about the [duty] escalator and lets keep up theconversation."

She rejected calls for lower alcohol tax for drinks sold at pub compared to supermarkets, saying it would be illegal under EU law."It's not legal to have different tax rates for some products based on where it is sold.

"EU kinks do constrain us."

What really winds me up is of course the Lib/Dems supported the legislation that makes differential tax rates illegal. And she knows this. So all she is doing is holding out false hope to people whose business's are up the spout (25% of Southampton's pubs have closed since the introduction of the smoking ban). The rest are desperate, and this sort of thing from a politician is just cruel.

She also seems to have bit of writers block. This is what she says in today's paper,
“I hope too that residents across Southampton will get down to their locals and show their support for our great British pubs”
This is what she said last June
I hope too that residents across the Test Valley will get down to their locals and show their support for our great British pubs."
And here is another one
"I hope too that residents across Hampshire will get down to their locals and show their support for our great British pubs"
So that is Hampshire, the Test Valley and Southampton all cared for. Oh and as a

If you do care about pubs go here

Things are not good at the Independent

The latest ABC circulation figures for daily newspapers have just come out and it really looks like that the Independent doesn't have long to live.

The Sun – 2,954,298 (down 3.99%)

Daily Mirror – 1,326,628 (down 11.59%)

Daily Star – 780,742 (up 7.85%)

Daily Mail – 2,218,547 (down 3.33%)

Daily Express – 715,280 (down 2.90%)

The Daily Telegraph – 821,943 (down 5.16%)

The Times - 607,775 (down 0.86%)

Financial Times – 421,026 (down 6.09%)

The Guardian – 340,238 (down 4.33%)

The Independent – 205,964 (down 18.41%)

Not that I am too upset about the demise of the Indy, it is a slavish follower of pc nostrums, and is obviously falling out of favour, good to see that that other major lead pro-EU rag, the Mirror is also having a very tough time.

Sherborne wins one upmanship competition

The Emir of Qatar was so impressed with his son's education at Sherborne School in Dorset that he bought it, well not quite but the next best thing.

He is building an exact replica - minus the Abbey in Doha.

The children in the oil rich sand-pit will not always be overly chuffed. They will be required to wear their traditional uniform designed for Dorset.
In weather designed for camels

Sack the layout designer


This was the awful free-sheet "The London Paper"'s masthead yesterday. It is so rare in modern journalism for a paper to be so honest about it's contents.
I salute them.

Would you eat here?


No comment necessary

William Hague: Hubristic Mug

Whilst shuffling through the mug draw in the new UKIP office in St James' I discovered this rather priceless piece of Tory memorabilia.

Oh the glory days of wandering around Possil Park wearing a blue rosette.

Grand Place: Full moon


Lithuanian MEP queries Euro effectiveness

Not everybody, it seems is in love with the Euro, or sees it as the saviour in this time of crisis. Lithuanian MEP Eugenijus Maldeikis seems to think otherwise. Maldeikis, a rather serious chap in his former life (economist and former Chairman of Deloitte Touche in Lithuania, later Finance Minister,
claims that the euro sometimes without ground is presented as a universal remedy to overcome crisis. "During such a mess as it is now, adopting the euro would only intensify income problems,"
Well quite.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Condemned to repeat

This news just fills me with a sad dread,
A secondary school is withdrawing History from its timetable this year because it is unpopular".
St Mungo's in Falkirk also said it would not offer the subject to S3 Standard Grade pupils in 2009 because it had only one History teacher.
In addition, the school said the subject was also being withdrawn as a Higher exam option until 2011.
Why would anybody in Falkirk want to learn about their history?

Blog Burst

Currently drowning and unable to realy put anything together. So in the light of being a caring sharing type I would like to point you to a few other things that took my and hopefully your interest.

Children are parents responsibility, and the Government should remember that, go here and remind them.

Transparency, not as clear as it sounds,
"More to the point, as long as they declare it, is it OK for European consultancies to advise Gazprom, for instance, on how to take over EU energy utilities? And what of NGOs financed by the Commission, meaning you and me? Can they lobby for or against Commission policy, as they please, as long as they are registered?
I forgot. Form before substance, that is the very first principle of transparency.
100,000 to find out the gender bias of trumpets. Good spend of taxpayers cash don't you think?
The Swedish Research Council has granted over USD 100,000 to a three year project in musical sciences, “The trumpet as symbol of gender”, which intends to seek suspected gender-specific vocalities of the instrument. The gender insanity reaches new heights, writes Tanja Bergkvist.
The Tories come up with quite a good viral; Sorry from Gordon

Dizzy spots that the French are laughing at us.

Is Bill Cash finally beginning to accept that we might indeed be 'better off out'? in yesterday's delightfully named 'Effectiveness of the European Union' debate.
I am not arguing that we should leave the Union, like Bob Spink, but it may well turn into that. It may become inevitable. The objective will be brought upon us.

Tiresome nonentity supports tiresome nonentity - well doesn't oppose

To the serious Belgian press, the EU is as about as important as Latvian poetry,
So what did Peter Vandermeersch, chief editor of De Standaard answer? Basically he avoided answering the question (”don’t think we have a poor record…hahaha”) and instead compared the EU with the ‘obscure’ topic of Latvian poems claiming that an editor has to make editorial decisions and needs to listen to the customers (not readers or citizens!) - And he continues: “Latvian poems can be beautiful but are not relevant…”
What is it with Government IT projects?
The security services have had to write off tens of millions of pounds because an IT project intended to protect secret communications did not work,

"EU kinks do constrain us."

Treasury Minister Angela Eagle admits that our hands are tied by EU law when it comes to legislating in the countries interest.

She was speaking at an event in the Commons yesterday all about the pub crisis.

On the thorny issue of alcohol tax, Treasury minister Angela Eagle said she was in "Budget purdah" so couldn't go into details.
But she said: "I hear what you say about the [duty] escalator and lets keep up the
conversation."
She rejected calls for lower alcohol tax for drinks sold at pub compared to supermarkets, saying it would be illegal under EU law.
"It's not legal to have different tax rates for some products based on where it is
sold.
"EU kinks do constrain us."
Of course those who point out that Pubcos and Breweries forcing tied houses to spend more per pint than is available down Tescos have a very good point

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Almunia looks glum

According to Chinese press reports (it has to be said that the large team at the Xihau bureau in Bruussels often pick up stuff missed elsewhere) the Economic and Monetary Affairs Commissioner Joaquin Almunia is pretty miserable.

Speaking today at the EPC he was very downbeat.
"When we presented the forecasts on Jan. 19, I said the risks are broadly balanced, Now I can say downside risks are bigger"

Admirably honest of him, but in stark contrast with the official response only two days ago from the European Council meeting.

So would she ban this man?


Jackie Smith might have a bit of a dilemma. According to the latest opinion polls in Hiolland, Geert Wilders woud be the leader of the largest group in the TweedKamer or Dutch lower house, which of course would make him favourite for the job of Prime Minister.

Could all be a bit embarrasing no?

Monday, March 02, 2009

What happens when the legions leave?

In the year 410, the succesful and prosperous Roman colony that was Brittania wrote to the Emperor for military help. Flavius Augustus Honorius wrote back saying sorry but as the Visigoths had just sacked Rome all shore leave was cancelled and the legions were neeeded to protect the city of God. Britain would have to look out for itself.

In a way this is synonymous with what is happening with the banking sector in Eastern Europe. As this perceptive paper from Breughel points out,

the perception has developed in some new member states that solidarity is in short supply when crisis strikes.
A perception that has led to the Hungarian letter. One of the points that the paper makes is that in many eastern countries the banking trade is almost completely dominated by subsidiaries of Western banks.

See table. In the main these eastern subsidiaries have been pretty conservative, unlike their western parents who are all snarled up with toxic debts and what have you. However despite their financial reticence they are being asked by their head offices to retrench and send back the profits etc home. This of course results in the Eastern subsidiaries being hamstrung, and unable to lend as they would like to local individuals and enterprises.

Much as the legions left Britain to defend Rome, money is leaving the east to sort ot the corporate vandals and visigoths at home.

Or as the paper puts it more intelligably,

Asymmetric liquidity and credit management.

In times of stress liquidity management and credit distribution decisions are not only driven by long-term profit maximisation. While western European parent banks did provide continued access to liquidity for subsidiaries, anecdotal evidence suggests that in periods of heightened stress some of them have prioritised hoarding liquidity at home.
Banks may also curtail credit asymmetrically in the future. This could either be a rational response to deteriorating economic conditions in the new member states, or a result of commitments to maintain or increase credit in the home country as a counterpart to public recapitalisation.

Or it could lead to doom for Eastern European econnomies.

Scared yet

Ian Parker-Joseph has a story which if true is frankly terrifying. I have spoken to him and he swears blind that he has not made this up.
In a stunning conversation with a friend, who is a serving member of the Armed Forces, over the weekend, it was revealed that transfers to regiments and other units in the UK on home duties are being undertaken by the MOD based upon whether an individual was prepared to 'open fire' on UK citizens during civil disturbances.

Add that to noises off from Richard North over at EU Referendum,
Recently, from a confidential source, I received information that the MoD was buying up unusually large quantities of tear gas and other riot equipment. Clearly, it has no intention of being caught out, as it was at the beginning of the Troubles, having to ration tear gas and riot shields. Maybe they might even find a use for all those Snatch Land Rovers, when they are returned from Iraq.


And factor in this little item from a couple of years ago
CROWD CONTROL TECHNOLOGIES
(An appraisal of technologies for political control)

A study commissioned by the EU and I start to feel a little green around the gills.
One option included in this project's task brief is that CCTV cameras could be used throughout European cities to provide a chill effect to dissuade potential rioters from creating civil disturbances.
Algorithmic face recognition systems linked into these networks could then be used to track down and target malefactors. The problem with this option is that it does not enable any real time intervention to further contain trouble as it is breaking out. Experience in those countries which already have mass city centre surveillance, such as the UK, is that they adopt both CCTV and public order tactics and technologies, not either or. Troublemakers have learnt to mask their face and operate outside of the cameras reach. The other danger here is of course in creating a network of mass supervision which may be used for very different purposes to those for which it was originally intended. To effectively deploy these systems would mean putting the whole of society under continuous surveillance which would be assuming a continuing benign level of political stability which rarely exist in the long term, not even in Europe.

Gulp

Blackmail

Give us your money, or we will send over our unemployed millions is the clear message from the Prime Minister of Hungary, Gyurcsany to Western Europe.

The letter which he sent to the other heads of State yesterday reads like a contribution to an economic seminar, and in those rarified climes makes perfect sense. But the EU is not a seminar and the vaguely veiled threat is all too real.

Of course the problem for the UK is that it and Ireland are the only countries that have fully opened their doors to Eastern Europe, and thus are the only ones who would have to shoulder the burden of the millions who are being left behind.

It is, however hard to criticise Gyurcsany. After all when Hungary joined the EU they were promised 'solidarity'. It was this promise that encouraged Eastern European politicians to join the EU in the fitrst place. Now, when the chips are down it becomes brutally apparent that the richer countries didn't mean a word of it. And how could they. There own economies are going into a downward spiral with staglflation round the corner and unemployment jumping skywards. Because there is no European Demos, there will be no European solution. German taxpayers will be preparede to bail out Essen, but not Budapest.

For a while last week it looked like the Germans were going to help the Irish, with both Merkle and her finance Minister making positive noises, but now that the Eastern bloc has fired this warning shot across the bows that looks like an impossibility. They cannot help Ireland, without helping Hungary, and the German economy just doesn't have the spare loot to do that.


Below is the letter

Non-paperProposal for setting-up a Multilateral European Stabilization and Integration Program (ESIP) to support CEE economies

MULTILATERAL action required to prevent a second systemic shock CAUSED BY eastern europe

Despite cautious economic policies, Eastern Europe is being affected disproportionately by the global financial and economic crisis:

With only a few exceptions, economic policies in CEE have been conservative, e.g.: large national bank reserves; high compulsory bank solvency ratios; large-scale privatizations, including in the banking sector; relatively low public debt; low budget deficits

Open capital accounts, integration with the EU, and excessive global liquidity have led to an exceptionally large flow of funds to the region:1 EUR ~700 bn in international loans outstanding, and even larger amounts of cumulative foreign direct investment. This veritable tidal wave of money has been the main reason for the region’s low savings rates, large current account deficits (especially in South-East Europe, the Baltic states, and Ukraine), asset price bubbles, and substantial balance sheet risks in case of devaluation. These conservative economic policies in most CEE countries have led to a longer-than-usual maturity structure for these flows (e.g., intra-group and long-term debt)
Long-term investments and funding in Eastern Europe have led to significant acceleration of economic integration with the EU. However, the resulting high export quota2 has created a sensitive dependency on the EU, which is becoming particularly apparent in the current recessionary environment.

Failure to act could cause a second round of systemic meltdowns that would mainly hit Eurozone economies:

Central Europe’s (re)financing needs in 2009 could total EUR ~300 bn (~30% of the region’s GDP). Partial failure to refinance could lead to massive contractions in economic activity and large-scale defaults

A major crisis in Eastern Europe would have global systemic effects:

A 10% default rate on the Eastern European external loan book (at the lower range of previous emerging market crises) would put significant further strain on the solvency of the European banking sector; the capital impact would be at least EUR ~100 bn, or ~10% of European banks’ cumulative tier-1 capital

A 30% drop in the region’s imports would reduce global turnover byEUR ~150 bn and European GDP by ~ 1%

A significant economic crisis in Eastern Europe would trigger political tensions and immigration pressures (with a CEE population of ~350 million, of which 100 million are in the EU, a 10% increase in unemployment would lead to at least 5 million additional unemployed people within the EU).

Despite clear vulnerabilities, no effective stimulus or rescue package has been put in place so far, mainly due to an exceptionally complex stakeholder situation:

Financial intervention (e.g., liquidity provisions, interest rate cuts, capital increases) is largely ineffective:

A few Western European banking groups (domiciled primarily in Austria, Italy, and Greece) have accumulated most of the foreign debt exposure to the region. These groups are currently aggressively deleveraging their subsidiaries, as their central balance sheets are vulnerable3
Interest rate cuts and liquidity provisions could lead to capital flight and currency devaluations, further aggravating the balance sheet situation

National governments, whether in CEE or Western Europe, are struggling to find an angle to tackle European banking groups’ exposure across the region as a whole

Local governments cannot independently launch economic stimulus programs because of the high capital flight risk in the event of large budget deficits or reduced national reserves.
A COMPREHENSIVE multilateral EUROPEAN Stabilization and Integration Program (ESIP) should be LAUNCHED

Despite the challenges mentioned above, we strongly believe in the economic strength of the region and its prospects within the European economic system. In an effort to forestall possible grave economic impact, we are proposing to design and launch a European Stabilization and Integration Program (ESIP), with the following objectives:

Rebuild trust, by implementing support programs tailored to each country, but coordinated in a single transparent framework

Enable a sustainable integration trajectory by offering faster integration with the Eurozone to countries successfully implementing the program, while repairing excessive imbalances and strengthening productivity growth

Ensure transparency and ongoing oversight.

We would consider the following design principles to be critical when establishing the cornerstones of the ESIP:

Maximum economic and social impact. The financial resources activated should target areas of economic activity that will provide the highest economic multiplier (through increases in GDP) as well as positive social impact, with the lowest cross-the-cycle net cost

Fairness and equitability. The distribution of financial resources should be based on objective criteria, and the upside should be shared with fund providers

Transparency and accountability. The initial distribution of funds must be followed by strict control of secondary disbursements by local governments and financial institutions to ensure real impact

Minimal moral hazard. Shareholders and governments should bear the consequences of their own past decisions. This is especially important in the today’s very diverse situation of both individual banks (banking groups) and national economies. More prudent players should not be levied the same costs as bigger risk takers. Economically and financially more stable countries should not carry the same costs as countries with riskier and more unbalanced economic policies in the recent past.

Market driven. Secondary disbursements must be driven by market forces in the respective CEE economies, not by local political objectives.

The main elements of the proposed program are:
1) Establish an ESIP Recovery and Solvency Framework to boost solvency and remove non-performing loans from the CEE banking sector while facilitating effective recovery
2) Establish an ESIP Fund to provide emergency liquidity and capital to the banking system. The funding would come from the IMF, the World Bank, and EU institutions (including the ECB and the EBRD/EIB), with their roles clearly split
3) Establish an ESIP Multi-Year Stabilization Plan to reduce imbalances, including a clear and aggressive timetable for Euro adoption in EU and candidate countries and FX debt risk reduction in other countries.

1) Establish a robust ESIP Recovery and Solvency Framework
The ESIP Recovery and Solvency Framework would regulate four key areas, with the objective of establishing a sound legal basis for strengthening the financial sector as well as corporate and household balance sheets:

Strengthen collateral recovery and bank insolvency legislation in each country (accelerate and simplify procedures)

Establish “bad bank” legislation in each country to allow non-performing loans to be quickly segregated

Establish a coordinated debt restructuring framework (a “Super Chapter 11”) to enable private borrowers which are solvent but illiquid to reschedule their debt

Deploy tighter bank regulations ensuring, e.g., strengthened insolvency limits and increased reserve levels for FX lending.

2) Establish an ESIP Fund of EUR 160-190 bn
The ESIP Fund would act on four key areas, with the objective of strengthening the financial sector and providing solvent borrowers with access to liquidity:

Provide emergency liquidity of approximately EUR 50-60 bn4 (e.g., contingent credit lines or swaps, facilitated by the ECB and the IMF in the most challenging situations):

To CEE central banks, requiring structural economic adjustments in the most imbalanced economies and pricing in the additional country risk (albeit at lower rates and longer maturities than current market conditions provide)

To Western European banks heavily exposed to the region, but only if country exposures are clearly separated and if coupled with capital injections

Support coordinated debt rescheduling of approximately EUR 1.5 bn,5 funded partially by the ESIP:

Under the plan for private debt, the maturity would be lengthened and the interest rate and/or FX rates would be brought below market rates. This plan would be funded by the borrowers (mainly through extensions of terms), the banks (by accepting lower margins), and the ESIP (through providing long-term liquidity). The implementation of the plan could include a large-scale swap from FX to local currency loans (structured to eliminate FX rate impact) to reduce further FX exposure, mainly in non-EU countries

The public debt of selected countries should be restructured along the same lines, as needed on a case-by-case basis

Provide capital injections to restructured banks (e.g., with the EBRD in the lead) of approximately EUR 35-45 bn:6

To Western European banks, but only if country exposures are separated and if pre-specified trigger criteria are met (in conjunction with liquidity provisions)

To CEE banks, together with their respective national banks (international involvement in the capital would reduce domestic political pressures for un-economic lending)

To newly established bad banks, but only in return for equity in “clean” banks

Provide guarantees and/or liquidity to support the real economy, including:

Enhancing the region’s ability to export (e.g., with the World Bank in the lead), entailing approximately EUR 35 bn7 in trade finance

Channeling money to economic areas that are enduring the highest impact, in particular the infrastructure and SME sectors, entailing approximately EUR 40-50 bn or 3-4% of GDP
Ensuring the extension of parent banks’ credit lines to their subsidiaries.

3) Establish an ESIP Multi-Year Stabilization Plan
The stabilization framework for EU and EU candidate countries should be based on a clear, aggressive timeframe for Euro adoption (because CEE countries are structurally tightly linked to the Eurozone economy, failing to anchor them quickly to the Euro would perpetuate the current systemic instability). This would motivate concomitant political action in CEE (as EU accession has done) and strengthen the trust of international investors. The plan should be based on:
More stringent criteria vis-à-vis Maastricht, especially via incentives to increase the savings rate (structurally reducing the need for external investment funding)

Unlocking EU structural funds for rapid spending (including on larger and more targeted projects). The lower EU requirements, control, and oversight would be mitigated by the strong involvement of the ESIP in structuring and disbursing funds

Required legal reforms and meaningful initiatives to fight corruption.

Governance
The IMF and EU bodies (i.e., the ECB, EBRD, EIB, and EU governments) would fund the above-described program. The responsibility for specific elements should be allocated based on the current institutional framework and relevant skill sets to ensure swift program implementation. A possible solution might be:

The Recovery and Solvency Framework could be designed by the European Commission, based on input from the IMF

The IMF could directly fund and/or coordinate the liquidity programs and debt rescheduling framework at the national bank/governmental level

The EBRD/EIB could be responsible for capital injections into banking groups

The World Bank could be responsible for the trade finance liquidity program

The European Commission could be responsible for designing and enforcing the Multi-Year Stabilization Plan.

Oversight of the overall coordination and implementation should be provided by an ESIP Supervisory entity representing the key stakeholders providing funds. The ESIP program would be driven by a simplified ESIP Board directly coordinating with the national governments and banking groups within the overall framework.

1 Numbers in this paper refer to CEE-10 EU members plus Croatia and Ukraine.
2 Exports as a percentage of GDP. This ratio exceeds 50% for the region (80%+ in some Central European economies).
3 Due to excessive short-term funding and low capital buffers, caused by the central booking of loans to avoid the high capital ratios required at the subsidiary level.
4 25-30% of short-term gross external debt. If intercompany loans are included, the amount would be EUR 75-90 bn.
5 30% of high-risk FX and 10% of domestic assets rolled over at an overall cost of 15%, with ESIP supporting 1/3 of the cost (the rest would be internalized by banks through lower margins and by ultimate borrowers through longer maturities).
6 4-5% of total banking assets (EUR 875 bn) in the region, assuming a 10% average NPL hit with a 50% recovery ratio and current capitalization above the regulatory minimum.
7 5% of exports.

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