Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Even the Nigerians know that Lloyds is up the swanee

This is priceless, just recieved in my mail,

Business Deal,Call Me


I want to make a proposal of business transaction value sum of GBP £30,000,000 (Thirty Million British Pounds Sterling) to you, of which I believe will be of much interest to you and also a mutual beneficial relationship to us.

I will like to discuss more about my proposal with you on phone give me a call regarding the deal,i wait your call and mail.

I need your co-operation to transfer the above mentioned sum out of England to any part of the world. And I am confident that you will give your consideration to this proposal and response positively for the succesfull of this business.

I am available to discuss this proposal with you and to answer any questions you may have in regard to this fund.

As soon as you give your positive response to this proposal, I will not hesitate in sending you the details and procedures of the transaction.

Please call me on this telephone +44 703 593 1141 for more additional information or
send your response to this e-mail:

Look forward to discussing this opportunity further with you in more detail shortly.


Sir Garrick Ronald

Executive MemberLloyds Banking Group Plc

Tel: +44 703 593 1141


First time I have seen a British based scam mail, we really are in trouble aren't we.


Budgie said...

When they get to use good English there will be many more takers for these scams, greed being universal. Trouble is even real banks' English is becoming deplorable, so how will we tell in the future?

Oh God, I'm getting old - my first complaint about the use of English; soon I'll be an expired Budgie - aaawwwwww!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

This site will need to be substanially updated.

A sample response to Nigerian scammers

"My Dear Child

I think you must be one of the Good Lord's special children. You hear so many
stories about African criminals on the Internet that it gladdens me that I have had
the privilege to meet such a moral, upright and holy man.

Mrs Donkeykong is so excited about her new car.

My details are as follows:

Rev Wally Lighthouse Tightnuts
The Holy Church of St Gullible
East Weestain
Lower Weebleshire
LW14 8HY