Friday, May 28, 2010

Can I have one please

A
"vibro-acoustic body pillow".
Sounds fun don't you think?

But I am a little concerned with the editorial policy in Oxfordshire,

CHILDREN with impairments can now chill out in a therapeutic room designed specially to stimulate them.
What does that mean in English?

If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear... I'm frightened

Mr Puddleduck points me to a very scary innovation,
A US judge has ordered Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

[...] an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

The Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor (Scram) bracelet works by sensing through the skin if a person has been drinking and sends the signal to a monitoring company.

Dick is concerned that the NHS might get hold of them. Me, I'm more worried about the social consequences of wives etc having them.

Blunkett's chutzpah

David Blunkett he suggested this morning on the Today program that he was thinking about suing the Government for making his £30 investment pointless,
"I have got a card and it's very useful and I don't believe anyone has surveilled anything about me. Unfortunately, nobody is getting their money back. I'm thinking of suing them, but it might cost me more than £30."

Well David, apart from the fact that you probably don't notice the whole incraese in CCTVs and the like in our society, maybe we should be suing you.
For all the millions that you and your dictatorial scheme has cost us.

Dreadful populism

The Maltese EU| Commissioner John Dalli is all hot and bothered at the intrangisant attitude of the Bulgarians,
“It is a pity that the Bulgarian cabinet has taken such a decision, being apparently driven by populist reasons. I personally would have never agreed to such a decision. The European Commission will continue to make all efforts to protect the rights of the Bulgarian citizens,who are not smokers,”
What have the ghastly Balkan types done? Do they encourage babies to smoke? Well not really
Under amendments that Bulgaria's parliament adopted earlier this month smoking will be allowed in separate smoking spaces inside restaurants, bars, coffee shops, railroad stations, airports, ports, and bus stations.

The owners of restaurants, clubs and coffee shops with an area less than 50 square meters, should decide if smoking would be allowed.
The disgraceful types, how could they? Listen to the people and act on it! The bastards.
Rather amusingly Dalli, forced to resign in a corruption scandal back in Malta - a scandal oddly resolved - went on to sadly admit,
the European Commission does not have the right to interfere directly with the decisions of the national authorities.
Which is interesting as they are comitted to a "Smoke Free Europe" by 2012, backed up by Directives. Nor does it stop them from spending millions on the subject.

Arrogant sanguinity

Former Bundesbank President Helmut Schlesinger opines that the Euro is just dandy thank you.

His arguement for how wonderful it is and how it is not in danger seems to be backed up by a perfect example of what is wrong with it in the first place,
“Bringing about the end of the euro is something that one cannot plausibly conceive of at the moment,” he said. “It would involve so many complications, with so much potential for setbacks -- including economically -- that one cannot, and in my view must not, contemplate it.”
I just love that "must not". The old German banker sitting in his retirement sofa telling us what to think.
Still, a “healthy core” of countries in central Europe ensures the solidity of the $11 trillion economy, he said. “We’ve gotten into difficulties due to the Greeks and possibly Portugal and Spain will have a relatively strong impact, but this is offset by a healthy core.”
And that core is, once again... Germany.

Interestingly the Independent once called him,
"a monetary incompetent unsuited to being put in charge of the Vietnamese dong, let alone the German mark."
He was also largely responsible for the way in which the EU refused to help the pound at the time it was forced out of the EMU.

Which in hindsight was the best thing that happened to the pound and something that should at least make him pause to think about his latest pronouncement.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

At a stroke of a Hungarian pen, another 450,000 EU citizens are created.

By passing a new citizenship law the Hungarian Parliament has just given EU citizenship - thus migration rights to the UK to 450,000 (approx) ethnic Hungarian speakers in the Ukraine and Serbia.

Now if the Hungarians wish to give citizenship rights to those stuck on the wrong side of national borders in the post Hapsburg world then OK, that is their right and choice so to do. (Though it is likely to worry some of the neighboring countries with large Hungarian minorities).

What I object to is the the fact that due to EU law there is nothing we can do to stop said types travelling and settling in the UK.

How can it be right/fair/reasonable for a foriegn government to pass a law that could theoretically have such serious consequences. And how can our Government justify membership of an organisation that strips the British people to make their own decisions about such important matters.

Oh they bang on about restricting immigration. But what they are talking about is non-EU immigration.

But what about those who overnight become EU citizens?

Nothing.

Ofcourse I am aware that the latest figures released under the International Passenger Survey suggest that more Eastern Europeans are leaving than arriving, but even if you can take those figures seriously - and many people suggest that the IPS is not in any way authorative that doesn't alter my point a jot.

So this year more leave than arrive, fine, and next year? The pass is sold.

Meanwhile in La La land

Chris Huhne our Environment Minister has been busy committing the new Government to environmental and economic madness,
"Because of the urgency of climate change, we are committed to making this Government the greenest ever - taking urgent action at home and abroad.
"This isn't just an aspiration. It's essential. The actions of this Government in this Parliament will define our ability to combat climate change in the decades to come.
"That's why in the first week of this new Government, the Prime Minister announced Government departments would reduce their carbon emissions by 10% ..."
He said there were two major threats to the nation's energy security
- a growing dependence on the import of fossil fuels and the retirement of much
energy generating capacity.
"It's a scandal that in 2009 the UK still generates only 6.6% of our electricity from renewables.
"We have outstanding potential for renewable energy and yet we come second to bottom in the class of all 27 EU member states when it comes to our attainment from renewables. That must and will change."

More windmills then. There again, that 10% cut in emissions from Government depratments doesn't sound such a bad idea. Start by cutting 10% from the press departments in each.

That would cut down on emissions.

Has Berlusconi spoken too soon

It appears that Silvio has told an event at the OECD in Paris that,
Today we are coming out of the crisis. Unfortunately, as far as countries with the euro as their currency are concerned, we are also facing an international speculative attack on the euro,"
"We, the countries of the euro zone are united in replying with a multilateral response, which has practically defeated... this international speculative attack,
OK so the Euro has indeed risen a touch according to the FT, but this is nothing to do with the EU's response, more to do with the Chinese.
However, the euro began to climb again in early Asian trading after Reuters reported a Chinese government official as restating that Beijing’s foreign exchange policy would continue to include the purchase of euro assets.
Practically defeated... we will see.

Big society: big cost?


Sam Coates, the Tories key new media chappy, and generally decent egg, has just twittered this,
@SamuelCoates I litter on the Tube all the time - if I read something I think others should read I'll leave it there rather than bin it

Well this seems to be one of those nice ideas so beloved of the Cameronians, but without thought of the consequences.

I am sure that Sam thinks he is being generous. The question is, who picks up the cost of his generosity? I don't know, maybe Sam is littering the tubes with the FT, which he has pre-purchased at the cost of £2 per day. However I suspect it was a case of the Metro freesheet which initially came to him with no cost.

Acording to TFL,
More than 40 per cent of station and depot waste (mainly newspapers) was recycled in 2007/08


So how much does you generosity cost us Sam, you and the others who are so kind? Together you pile up the costs that increase the bills, that as sure as eggs is eggs increase the fares.

Local UKIP activist shows up Tory Council Waste

A grandiose scheme by the corupt former Tory leader on Essex Council has been proven to be a complete waste of money through the work of a local Epping Forest UKIP activist.

Mick McGough put in a few FOIs to find out what had happened to Lord Haningfield's 'Banking on Essex' project.
Despite being launched to great fanfare a year ago, with £50million being set aside to fund it, the council has paid out just £145,000 in loans, matched by bank Santander, but spent £250,000 establishing the scheme in the first place.
A total of 223 businesses have expressed an interest in it, but only ten have received any money, with a further 14 still being considered for loans.

According to the new Council leader,Peter Martin,
"We have over 50,000 SMEs in Essex of which over half have been trading in the county for 10 years. We are proud to be the first Local Authority to offer business banking services, demonstrating the Council’s ability to respond to the needs of local people. Banking on Essex provides a credible alternative to the usual financiers, ensuring easier access to working capital which combined with essential business support services will help local businesses to grow."

So 1 in 500 have succeded in getting access. Resounding sucess boys, even on your terms.
But as Mick puts it,
“If businesses need help then it is not for the taxpayer to shoulder that risk, if the banks won't lend to a company why should we?

“There just seems to be no logic in it – and when are we ever going to get this money back?

“It seems all these grandiose schemes were set up by Lord Haningfield because he wanted to make Essex the leader in all sorts of areas while neglecting the core tasks that councils should be focusing on, like fixing the many pot holes which are all over our streets”.

So 'well' is deceit. In FT speak

Gideon Rachman blogs today about the parlous state of intra EU relations,
When the European Union works well, the co-operation of three crucial partners is vital: France, Germany and the European Commission.
he tells us. Today however all this is as dust,
Meanwhile the relationship between Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy seems frosty at best. One of the few things they agree about is their mutual contempt for Barroso.
But I am particularly interested in what he thinks of as the EU working well.
It was the alliance of the Franco-German couple, allied to a powerful commission president in the shape of Jacques Delors, that led to the creation of a single European currency.
Oh right, that is the EU working well is it? Shall we ask the President of the European Council what that really means? Over to you Herman,
"Nobody ever told the proverbial man in the street that sharing a single currency was not just about making peoples' lives easier when doing business or travelling abroad, but also about being directly affected by economic developments in the neighbouring countries," he said on Tuesday evening. "Being in the 'Euro zone' means, monetarily speaking, being part of one 'Euroland'."
What was that?
Mr Van Rompuy acknowledged that "growing public awareness" of the euro zone's problems was "a major political development."

"Today, people are discovering what a 'common destiny' in monetary matters means. They are discovering that the euro affects their pensions, savings, and jobs, their very daily life. It hurts," he said.
Again?
"We are clearly confronted with a tension within the system, the ill-famous dilemma of being a monetary union and not a full-fledged economic and political union," he said. "This tension has been there since the single currency was created. However, the general public was not really made aware of it."
So in Mr Rachman's world an EU working well is one in which the citizens are kept in the dark about what is being done in their name. Glad we got that one cleared up.

Latest EU passive smoking stuff

I will admit to being a little confyused over claims by the EU today about passive smoking,

this is what they say,
Smoking affects non-smokers too. According to conservative estimates, 79,000 adults, including 19 000 non-smokers, died in the EU-25 in 2002 because they were exposed to tobacco smoke at home (72 000) and at in their workplace (7,300). It can be assumed that the magnitude of the problem has not changed remarkably during the last years.
Hmmm... You see there are a few obvious questions here.

1 - 60,000 deaths of smokers from passive smoking - prove it and give evidence

2 - 19,000 deaths of non-smokers from passive smoking. Prove it and give evidence

3 a)- If what they say is true, then with a smoking ban in place, how would people be dying due to effects at work?
b) If they are forcing people to smoke at home, if what they say is true, aren't they contributing to a rise in deaths caused by people smoking at home?

If b) is the case then isn't EU legislation directly the cause of passive smoking related deaths and do not people who have suffered therefore have cause to attribute their suffering to EU legislation, should they, or their dependents, be able to sue the EU?

There again if what they say is true, then the smoking ban has had no effect at all, "It can be assumed that the magnitude of the problem has not changed remarkably during the last years." then surely the legislation was a waste of time and effort and has done untold damage to the hospitality sector for no apparent reason?

Also, if these are 'conservative estimates' can we have a look at the other estimates they have, maybe the liberal ones? Given that even the EU has no new figures since 2002 are they just adding adjectives to suppositions?

What do you reckon?

Aside
Doesn't this body sound rather terrifyingly Orwellian?
Scientific Committee on Emerging and Newly Identified Health Risks

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Maybe the Welsh cricket team

"But it could also go to a school somewhere in England or Wales or perhaps become a giant mascot for a rugby or cricket team".

Ashford Price, the Dan-yr-Ogof National Showcave Centre forWales, boss trying to get rid of a 30ft long and 20ft tall modell Brotosaurous.

That they have to clarify this tells us just where we are

According to the Ventnor Blogger,
Island Police say that they don’t see any legal problems with wearing England tops either. In their words …

Police officers on the Isle of Wight have not been issued with any advice or instructions to take action over the use or display of England football merchandise. Wearing a shirt that carries the England flag is not a criminal offence.”
That we have got to a stage where the police on the Isle of Wight have to issue a statement like that shows us how far we have to row back from the multi-culturalist self hate agenda of the past 40 years.
Astonishingly, it is not just the IoW Police who have come out like thism, but also the Devon, Gloucestershire, Staffordshire, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire and on.

Monday, May 24, 2010

On the stump in Thirsk and Malton: What are the Tories frightened of?


Electoral hostilities have ceased across the country, but in North Yorkshire, much like those outposts of the Imperial Japanese Army still defending their islands against history, war continues.

Toby Horton the UKIP candidate is fighting an energetic campaign across one of the largest constituencies in England. With a continually rolling team of volunteers from across the country he is out leafleting and pressing the flesh in Thirsk, Pickering, Helmsley, Kirkbymoorside and Filey.

What is very apparent in this campaign is that the coalition of London has no echo in Yorkshire. At the first couple of hustings the bad blood that exists between the Tories and the Lib Dems overflowed into ill tempered when Anne Mackintosh and Howard Keal exchanged verbal blows over each other’s allowances and expenses.

One net result of this is that Anne Mackintosh is hors combat. On Sunday she preferred to take part in the Look North program through a pre-record, and she has pulled out of the planned Federation of Small Business hustings in Pickering on Tuesday.

Veteran observers believe that the Conservatives are so convinced that she will win, and so concerned about her performance that they have decided to pull her from any event at which she might meet the opposition and thus queer her own pitch.

That the FSB cancelled the hustings rather than leave an empty chair where the Tory should be is however a pity. So what if she refuses to turn up. Surely the other four candidates deserved to be heard without her?

Some new appointments

The Appointments Commission has made three re-appointments.

What more to say?

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Popping the digital cherry

I
have to thank Leigh Phillips of EUObserver for this particular visceral visual image.

That is Neile Kroes, the Dutch EU Competition Commissioner talking about internet coverage in Europe.
"Can you imagine that there are still some 30% of Europeans who've never used the internet? Digital virgins, so to say. And like McLovin's Hawaiian driver's licence in Superbad, the commission will aid them in popping their digital cherry, so to say."
Euuch!

Looking at her proposals in detail there a few things that surprise me,
To reach the Digital Agenda's objectives, we outline some 100 specific follow-up actions, including some 31 legislative proposals.
We intend to measure progress on achieving these objectives with specific targets. For example:
by 2013, broadband coverage for all EU citizens and, by 2020, fast broadband
coverage at 30 Mega Bytes per second for all EU citizens, with at least half European households subscribing to broadband access at 100 Mega Bytes per second
by 2015, 50 per cent of the EU population should be shopping online, with 20% of the population using cross-border online services
by 2015, regular internet use increased from 60 per cent to 75 per cent, and in the case of disadvantaged people from 41per cent to 60 per cent
by 2015, halve the proportion of people who have never used the internet (from 30 per cent to 15 per cent)
by 2015, 50 per cent of EU citizens should be using online public services, with more than half of them returning filled in forms via the internet
by 2020, doubling EU Member States' total annual public spending on ICT Research and Development to €11 billion.
Legislation to make people use cross border internet shopping? What happens if they like the corner shop? And with the EU's fixation with our internet data, do we really want them to have this amount of surveillance on our lives.

He also tells me that she is a fan of Viz... Top Tips rather explains EU policy positions now, doesn't it?

Still the cherry popping is making me feel quite queasy for now, so I shall have to just stop thinking about it.

Voodoo Ed perchance


I was amused by a tweet I saw this afternoon from a Luke Bozier, a London labour activist.

he has created a supporter map for Ed Milliband, and is inviting everyone to stick a pin in it.
Well sticking a pin in Ed seems to be an occupation that many should enjoy, particularly the other one.

Voodoo socialism anyone?

Booker hits a high note

It is quite apparant from this article by James Dellingpole that Chris Booker has really riled thw warmists.
The other main objection I heard – from the BBC’s Roger Harrabin – is how utterly ridiculous it was that a total know-nothing like James Delingpole was speaking on a “Science” panel with meteorologist Joe D’Aleo, climate expert Fred Singer, and economist Ross McKitrick (co-destroyer – with Steve McIntyre – of Michael Mann’s hockey stick). Indeed, when I introduced myself to him, he snapped back “I’m not sure whether I should shake your hand. I want to punch you.” He sounded jolly cross indeed – and ranted that I was utterly irresponsible and had disseminated lots of lies – though he later apologized to me saying he was jet-lagged and had confused me with Christopher Booker. Hmm.

Good to the BBC maintains its tradition of Reithian objectivity.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Forked tongue alert


That William Hague, he is a card isn't he.

He he is talking to the collegues is the heavily subsidised Europe's World a journal for Eurocrats, by Eurocrats,
The new Conservative-led government will also deal with the issues raised by the Lisbon treaty’s ratification. British voters were denied any say over the treaty, either at a general election or in a referendum and in breach of the last government’s election manifesto commitments. That denial has done grave damage in Britain to the European Union’s democratic legitimacy, and that legitimacy is now profoundly in need of repair.

Lawks, it sounds like he is gearing up to something, who knows maybe suggest that in the light of such abject failures of democracy he is proposing to allow the British people their denied say.

Well if you thought that you might be waiting rather a long time. Instead he refers to the speech in which Mr cameron rusted his 'cast iron guarantee'(tm) and
We have been very clear that the purpose of these measures is not to frustrate or sabotage the operation of the European Union but to put Britain’s role in the EU on a more positive footing.

So abject surrender if they refuse anything. No threats of vetos, no threats of empty chairs, no keeping the powder of referenda dry to use as a final negotiating tool. Nothing new at all.

It is worth reading the whole thing as a lesson in how to sound tough in Europe, whilst saying nothing at all.

The Earth is a thing of beauty

Iceland, Eyjafjallajökull - May 1st and 2nd, 2010 from Sean Stiegemeier on Vimeo.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Das Bild asks the obvious, but embarrasing Question


It just asked whether the Germans would like to have their precious D-Mark back? The answer is not one that will surprise you.
A poll conducted by the Allensbach Institute and published in daily Bild showed almost half of Germans want to return to the deutschemark
,
Then we have Ambrose in the Telegraph,
I was struck by a piece in the Frankfurter Allgemeine proposing a new “hard currency” made up of Germany, Austria, Benelux, Finland, the Czech Republic, and Poland, but without France. The piece entitled The Alternative says deflation policies may push Greece to the brink of “civil war” and concludes that Europe would better off if it abandoned the attempt to hold together two incompatible halves. “It can be done,” the piece says.

So hows about this?

A new hard currency covering much of Northern Europe, called the DM, and with a single economic Govt based in Berlin.

Is this the start of a new politics




It is not just Nick and Dave who can work together.

And the first to agree to German law are the Austrians

I was reading Ambrose Evan's Pritchards rather doomy and inflamitorily titled post from a couple of days ago just now,
Europe's fiscal Fascism brings British withdrawal ever closer
when a tweet from Slugger honcho Mick Fealty popped up.
@mickfealty Berlin calls for eurozone budget laws http://tinyurl.com/2wfy9ol #FT
And it looks like a transparant power grab from Berlin,
The German government is to press other eurozone countries to adopt their own versions of Berlin’s balanced budget law as part of a set of sweeping reforms to stabilise the euro.
There is some idea that each country would be free to set upo there own version of the German law, yes, but this is all getting err... a bit concerning.

And yes in a pre-Anchluss moment we have Austrian support,
A German government official told the Financial Times that one of Mr Schäuble’s proposals would be for other eurozone countries to adopt similar fiscal constraints to Germany’s Schuldenbremse – as the law is known.

“Something like that would be a good idea for other countries to have – although it might take on different shapes and forms for each member of the eurozone,” the official said.

The severity of the euro crisis could give impetus to Berlin’s proposed reforms, which would have been unthinkable even six months ago.

The idea has won the the backing of the Austrian government. “Considering the high indebtedness in Europe, I am in favour of a Schuldenbremse,” Josef Pröll, Austria’s finance minister, told German newspaper Die Welt.

“This would lead to a clear cap on new debt, strict budgetary discipline and balanced budgets in Europe,” he said.

Will one size fit all? And will this just be for the Eurozone, or will it be brought in under Article 122 of the Lisbon Treaty which of course means it comes under QMV?

Sunday, May 16, 2010

To see oursel's as others see us!

Europe and euro are immortal

Is the claim of Mohan Murti in the business section of the Hindu today.
Immortal Europe

Will the EU survive? People are asking the question because of the crisis. My answer is a categorical yes.

Having lived and worked in Europe for two decades, I am one of those people who have always held in the European idea and will continue to do so.

To me, it still is inconceivable how this continent has bunched together its economic, trade, political and military forces.

Clearly, there is more that unites its countries than divides them. Europe and euro are immortal.

Making Europe immortal is a very old idea. After being struck by one of Eros's arrows, Zeus, the father of all Greek gods, fell in love with Europa, the daughter of the Phoenician king. When he later realised that his beloved was destined to pursue the path of mortals, he named the continent after her and proclaimed: “Europa, you shall be immortal because the continent that has accepted your body shall bear your name for all time.”

Despite the current euro crisis, Europeans who believe in the idea of Europe may be nit-picking and moaning but have not mislaid any faith in the European idea.

Of course I beg to differ, but seeing the way that the colleagues have reinvented themselves and ridden roughshod over the wishes and fears of the peoples f Europe I can understand how he might think it.

There again, nothing is ever immortal, nothing.

Scaring the horses

Is it possible that the EU's latest attempt to activate the Doctrine of Beneficial Crisis?

Merkle and her friends have been using the economic crisis, particularly the parlous state of Greece to argue for a centralised Eropean Economic Government. One aspect of this is the demand placed upon the table that to ensure good fiscal discipline by the nation/member states of the European Union all should submit their draft budgets to the European Commission for vetting before presenting them to their national Parliaments.
European Union finance ministers will back on Tuesday a call for national budgets to be first reviewed by EU ministers before they are submitted for parliamentary approval, draft conclusions of the meeting showed.

The European Commission proposed last Wednesday that draft national budget plans should be vetted by the Commission and EU finance ministers to check if they are in line with the 27-nation bloc's economic policy guidelines.

"In light of their contribution to an efficient implementation of the Stability and Growth Pact, the Council calls for a regular assessment and peer review of Member States' fiscal frameworks," draft conclusions of the ministers, obtained by Reuters, said.
But this enormous power grab, the right to vet (which implies the right to veto) seems to have shaken some of the normal sleepwalkers.

In Sweden both the Finance Minister Anders Borg, and his shadow, Thomas Östros have publically opposed the move. To the them the move is "out of the question"
In Ireland the Fine Gael leader, Enda Kelly has been pretty clear over his response
Mr Kenny expressed concern about the commission’s proposals which he described as “quite opaque” and said it would mean “the political whim, colour or bias of the council at any time could influence what is being talked about here”.

He said “other countries might well be jealous of our low corporation tax rate” and could say “that we would have to make changes in public pay or corporation tax or adjust matters that might not be to our liking”.

Mr Kenny said he wanted an assurance from the Taoiseach “that in no circumstances will the Government hand over sovereignty of the running of our economy to anybody else who might have a different view
So what will boy George do when he visits Brussels next week. Well Sunday's papers are not suggesting it will be much fun for him.

The Express suggests that,
Pressure is on Mr Osborne to issue a firm rebuke to the plans and failure to do so will enrage Tory Eurosceptics.
But what is the point of a firm rebuke? These plans in draft now, like others which will be confirmed on Tuesday such as the Hedge Fund Directive for example come under QMV. So though this would be a massive transfer of power to Brussels, there is nothing he can do.

The Guardian has Brussels figures telling it,
"There are two ways of playing this," one Brussels official said last night. "Either the UK makes an argument for a delay, which they would probably lose, or they take the hit now and hope that in a few weeks this is forgotten."
So essentially, he has lost the fight over protecting the city (well done Hedge Funds chaps, it was worth all those donations wasn't it), and has a very short time to conjure a blocking minority on the Budget vetting.

There are allies out there in Sweden and Ireland, but he will need a lot more friends than that, and Brussels and the colleagues are not minded to be chummy.

Friday, May 14, 2010

This just doesn't feel right

In Norwich police will be using children to hand out speeding tickets.Norwich kids join speeding crackdown

Is it right, can it be right to use children in this way?

Oh yes we all want to go back to a time when cars were prodeded by some bloke waving a red flag, I know, but surely that would be better than using children in what is essentially a propaganda excercise.

This is all of a piece with those 'My puppy drowned because you drove an SUV' adverts that the Government were promoting.

Once the principle has been breached that children are acceptable propaganda tools for almost anything. Which leads to this, and this.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

He will eat your babies



Sick, but I laughed

Is this the deal on Europe

Sunny Hundal over at Liberal Conspiracy is touting a possible leaked copy of the Tory/Lib Dem coalition agreement. This is what it has to say on Europe.
9. Relations with the EU

We agree that the British Government will be a positive participant in the European
Union, playing a strong and positive role with our partners, with the goal of ensuring that all the nations of Europe are equipped to face the challenges of the 21st century: global competitiveness, global warming and global poverty.

We agree that there should be no further transfer of sovereignty or powers over the
course of the next Parliament. We will examine the balance of the EU’s existing competences and will, in particular, work to limit the application of the Working Time Directive in the United Kingdom.

We agree that we will amend the 1972 European Communities Act so that any proposed
future Treaty that transferred areas of power, or competences, would be subject to a referendum on that Treaty – a ‘referendum lock’.

We will amend the 1972 European Communities Act so that the use of any passerelle would require primary legislation.

We will examine the case for a United Kingdom Sovereignty Bill to make it clear that
ultimate authority remains with Parliament.

We agree that Britain will not join or prepare to join the Euro in this Parliament.

We agree that we will strongly defend the UK’s national interests in the forthcoming
EU budget negotiations and that the EU budget should only focus on those areas where the EU can add value.

We agree that we will press for the European Parliament only to have one seat, in
Brussels.

We agree that we will approach forthcoming legislation in the area of criminal justice on a case by case basis, with a view to maximising our country’s security,
protecting Britain’s civil liberties and preserving the integrity of our criminal justice system. Britain will not participate in the establishment of any European Public Prosecutor.


Mostly meaningless guff.

Couple of interesting points,
examine the balance of the EU’s existing competences
Is this a suggrestion (and it looks like it on the Working Time Directive) that a series of back dated impact assements on EU legislation will be carried out. I suppose interesting in themselves, but if, by any chance a Directive, or EU policy was found to be harmful (maybe the CFP) then what on earth would they do, or be able to do about it?
We will examine the case for a United Kingdom Sovereignty Bill to make it clear that ultimate authority remains with Parliament.
This would be similar to the German position, and would lead to a head on collision with the partners onthe continent.

Other than that, cannot say I have any problems with the civil liberties section, and a few other bits and pieces.

It could have ben much worse.

The Church of England?

Westminster Abbey is the resting place of much that is best in our country. Here you will find the unknown soldier, soldiers, poets, artists, warriors, kings queens and commoners.

And on Sunday last they besmirched themselves and anyone who proffess their faith through the Church of England.
A SERVICE FOR EUROPE DAY
TO MARK THE
60TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE
SCHUMAN DECLARATION

So it has come to this, the European Union has really entered the realms of religion.
THE ACT OF PENITENCE
Let us bring before God our failures and weaknesses, those of our own hearts, and those of our nations: our pride, our self-seeking, the opposition séculaire which has hindered our unity and harmed our people; and let us confess our sins in penitence and faith, firmly resolved to keep God’s commandments and to live in love and peace with all.


That'll be the war we are being penitent for.

Hear the comforting words of the German Ambassador, from the Book of Revelation
And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God,


Now all must pray,
Lord God our Father,
we affirm our commitment to the European Union
as a force for good in your world.
Guide us, we pray, by your Spirit;
give us wisdom, courage, and hope,
that we may serve you in the cause of justice and friendship,
and remain united in your peace;
through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.


The Church of England? I fear that E stands for something else these days.

Ma'am is this acceptable in your Church?

Hat Tip Alex Deane

Monday, May 10, 2010

Twitter madness

The Paul Chambers case is uttterly ridiculous.

To think that somebody can get a criminal record and £1000 fine for venting their frustration is bonkers. That the police and the CPS thought it was worth wasting taxpayers money on the case was even worse.

As Mr Chambers put it just now on his twitter feed,
"I'd like to thank the CPS for their level-best efforts in fucking up the life of an ordinary citizen. I love Britain"
If I said here and now that the people in the CPS who were responsible for this travesty and destruction of freedom of speech should be rounded up, and rolled in broken glass, because I an frustrated by the idiocy and waste they have displayed and caused, would I put myself in risk of arrest?

It seems so. (Awaits in trepidation)

Jack Wilkes that you were with us now.

Vote Map: UKIP percentages


This took a certain amount of work. But it is interesting to see those areas of strength. Like the Orkneys and Shetland.

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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

How Britain has changed

The UKIP campaign office has just recieved an email from the Advertising Standards Authority,
We have received another complaint about one of your ads and we need to see a copy of it. This time the ad shows the leaders of the three main parties with the caption “Sod the Lot”.

The complainant does not believe that this is suitable language to be used in a public place where it can be seen by children.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, I look forward to hearing from you, and seeing a copy of the ad, by the end of the week.
A complainant, one.

I also love the way that the ASA demand we respond, the day after the election.

Oh well

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Humour, a users guide from Microsoft

With Footnotes...
To avoid overdoing humor, ask yourself:

• When have I used humor in the last year when I shouldn’t have? When may it have backfired?

• Do I ever encourage a near party atmosphere because of my comfort with using humor?

• Knowing that some people are more easily offended than I, could my use of humor put people off? Is there a chance I’m offending people but I’m unaware of it?

• Do I avoid discussing or solving the real issue by making a joke?

Oh Brother, or Dell or ...

Joanna (make more ) Cash

Joanna Cash, the cheerleade of the Cameroons isn't just rich in name, but rich in reality. No bad thing at all I would say. Why not work hard and earn good money?

And if you can make an advantageous marriage all the better. And nobody could doubt that her marriage to Octavius Black has been anything other than advantageous. Old Etonian chum of Dave, Mr Black has a number of businessness under his belt most particularly the rather odd and new age-y Mind Gym.

It sells such stuff as "Change Jujitsu"

Interesting that in her latest local Conservative newspaper she says,
"Recently, The Mind Gym, as part of its own community worlk developed an amazing parenting skills programme - a supernanny for everyone - and they agreed
to run one of three state school pilots right here in Westminster North. lt has had amazing results so far. I am very proud of everyone involved with the project."

I always support endeavour, and good to see that Mr Black has the support of his wife.

A Good Day to Bury Bad News?

In the autumn, Britain will have to re-ratify the Lisbon Treaty. Over in Brussels things are afoot and the first major Foriegn Policy act of a new PM will be to go to Brussels to rubber stamp a treaty amendment.

On Election Day the European Parliament will vote to confirm an IGC (Intergovernmental Conference) which will take place on June the 17th and 18th in Brussels.
18 extra MEPs. Parliament will decide whether to allow treaty changes increasing the size of the European Parliament to take place without a full Convention (debate Wednesday, vote Thursday).
In this they are supported by the European Commission,


the Commission recommends opening an Intergovernmental Conference as soon as
possible, remaining strictly limited to discussion of the Spanish proposal for a protocol amending Protocol No 36 on Transitional Provisions
That IGC will amend the Lisbon Treaty (Protocol 36). This will require that the Lisbon Treaty be re-ratified by all 27 nations of the European Union.


Once the IGC is over, the new version of the protocol as adopted will have to be ratified by the 27 national parliaments.
That means that a new Prime Minister will have to ram a new Lisbon Treaty through both Houses of Parliament.

Seeing as no national newspaper or media outlet seems prepared to ask the question, we must. Will any of the pretenders to Number 10 answer?

Will they take this opportunity to give us the referendum on the Lisbon Treaty that they promised?

If not, why not?

Update
Bruno Waterfield goes into somewhat more depth
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