Gove eats all the pies

"By declining to go on a diet when another family member submits to a new regime
of bodily mortification, you are psychologically cutting yourself off from them.
Because they are making sacrifices, and you, with your brought-home bag of
double-choc muffins, clearly are not"

Tory MP and shadow schools minister Michael Gove today on how to really wind up the better half.