Bored and in London on Monday?

Then why not rock up to Chatham House where the Commission President will be delivering a lecture on behalf of the Guardian Foundation. He is also meeting the Secretary General of the Commonwealth, Don McKinnon.
I do hope that Mr McKinnon fights the good fight on behalf of his membeship and demands that the EU drop its punative trade regieme.

Later in the week it appears that Joe Borg, the Maltese alien who currently is in charge of destroying what remains of our fishing industry is up in Aberdeen on Thursday, and even better will be off to Shetland later in the day. On Friday the unfourtunate fellow will be visiting the fish markets of Lerwick and Stornoway. Please somebody go and join in the question and answer session.

Maybe this lot should be there to meet him?