Seriously I popped into Peter Jones to meet up with some people and have ludicrously expensive coffee to be greeted with this message.
It is a modern liturgy in all but name. I mean after drinking coffee there I almost feel cleansed. All my sins against the planet are washed away.
Shit I should have got into a 4X4 and run over some poor starving children and I will have still morally got away with it after purchasing my indulgences at the shrine of St Peter Jones.
And you know, for only 3 quid they would have wrapped the spoon I was considering. Imagine that only 3 quid!