Desperate for publicity? Take the Lib Dem route

Humourless, spade-faced ginger Lib-Dem (is that a multiple oxymoron?) Sharon Bowles has struck Easter paydirt.

MEP hits out at excessive Easter Egg packaging

For pities sake, what a miserablist,

"Opening an Easter egg can be a bit like pass the parcel, tearing off layers of useless wrapping to find, in some cases, a very small prize."

Obviously she gets dull pressies, but looking at her it is hardly a surprise. She comes across as the sort of person who would stop a condemned man from a final cigarette because it is bad for his health.