Parliament fears bureacratic Isadora

This little mail came through today,

"Dear Colleagues,

As you may have noticed, a shredder has been installed in one of the two photocopying rooms on each of the floors of the BD4 Building.

Please take care to remove all staples and not to insert more than 10 pages at a time - and be extra careful if wearing a scarf, your access card, etc ..."

Can you imagine the legal bills? (Though I suppose like the expense claims they could now be shredded).