Sunday, December 30, 2007

Humbug: New Year's Eve cancelled

Bang goes tomorrow night. Or should I make that fizzle?

No Brussels Fireworks Amid Terror Threat

I thought that we defeat terrorism by refusing to be cowed. So instead of fireworks (are they against Sharia?) I demand industrial quantities of pork, booze and semi-naked women.

Flicka, can you oblige please?

3 comments:

Honey said...

what are they going to with all the fireworks? Can we have them? They can threaten our people, terrorise our saftey but take away our fireworks??? no no never

The Aunt said...

Hah! You just described last night's dinner. I slow-roasted a pork belly in Chinese spices.

Elaib Harvey said...

So my dear, who provided the semi naked women?

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