Of course the regulations have been written in such a wooly way that if I were to cook in apublic place I too could get caught out. Dizzy has spotted that the regulations carry no reference to what sort of smoking is banned,
"So, what does this all mean? Well... joss sticks, open fireplaces, matches, nightclub smoke machines (possibly), the lighting of candles, burning food in a working kitchen, all of these things have been prohibited by the new "smoke-free" laws and regulations all because they appear to spent their time defining enclosed spaces whilst not defining what they mean by "smoke".
And then there is the Palace of Westminster where MPs have been caught like naughty schoolboys,
"This time it is a let off Cameron Minor, but next time iot will be a letter to your parents"
Of course over here in the Palace of Vanties, it took only 49 days for the Parliaments own ban to be overturned due to recalcitrant refuseniks like N Farage Esq.