For some unknown reason, my daughter once pointed at me and said, "Daddy, you have a tail". She then pointed at her brother, "Daddy, he has a tail".
Well I suppose that they have to have a name for it, if I remember I was convinced that they were called 'tassels' until I went to school.
However yesterday we all went off to a children's fete put on by the commune and as we waited in line to take a pony ride she turned to me and said,
"Daddy, that horse has a tail, just like you".
Well who I am to disagree?