A bed for Special Branch?

It appears that the staff of Bairbre de Brún are looking for a flatmate.

We have a room to rent, in a shared apartment with 2 girls. It is a big room, and the apartment is also big, it is central and very nice.


Rent is 415 a month all included.

It is available immediately,

So go on chaps, or chappeses, does your long arm stretch out to Brussels? May as well do it now as Barbara Brown is away in Cancun.

Which gives rise to a limerick,

A pasty faced Shinner named Brun,
Preached to all about climate doom,
At the top of her voice,
Swore, "I just have no choice"
On her carbon fueled flight to Cancun,