Sarko is over to chat to Brown and Cameron. He is hear, as he says, not to "play politics" as teh election draws near, but instead to ensure that Britain remains "bang in the middle of Europe".
Take a look at the map matey. We are not bang in the middle of Europe. Not geographically, not histrically, not culturally and certainly not politically.
You know that, Dave knows that, even poor benighted Gordon knows that.
Must be annoying for the Dave and Gordon show though. They are so desperate not to talk about our relationship withh Europe.
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