Friday, November 13, 2009

They don't need training surely?

Extroadinary tale of official waste, but this time from Spain. The good bureacrats of the Extra Madura have alighted upon a percieved lack of skills amongst their people. And for every lack of skills there must be a training course,
"The region's socialist government has launched a €14,000 (£12,600) campaign
aimed at teaching young people how best to set about "sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure".

Yes they are teaching themselves to be wankers.
"The campaign includes leaflets, flyers, a "fanzine" and workshops for the young in which they receive instruction on self-pleasuring techniques..."

Anyhow, just set someone off to dscover if this is part funded by you, the EU taxpayer. If it is, then the story rather writes itself, but not in a family newspaper.


BTS said...

'Officials from the neighbouring region of Andalucia have expressed an interest in copying the programme.'

That's too good..

banned said...

Obviously in English playgrounds they would become known as 'wankshops' but I don't know if that would translate well into Spanish.