"The region's socialist government has launched a €14,000 (£12,600) campaign
aimed at teaching young people how best to set about "sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure".
Yes they are teaching themselves to be wankers.
"The campaign includes leaflets, flyers, a "fanzine" and workshops for the young in which they receive instruction on self-pleasuring techniques..."
Anyhow, just set someone off to dscover if this is part funded by you, the EU taxpayer. If it is, then the story rather writes itself, but not in a family newspaper.