Newsagent, peering over the great stack of virgin forest on the counter;
"Do you want anything else on that," as he typed in the amounts.
"Nah, that'l do, can I have a reciept?" says me.
"OK, here you go".
I then picked up a compulsory, Lord it's Sunday morning and I have to go to work, can of fizzy pop and dropped it on the counter.
He typed in the price and laughed as he took my money,
"Well, you can't be a politician then!"
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