Friday, May 18, 2007

There's politics and then there's Belgian Politics

There are senate elections here in Belgium on the 10th June, and yes that is a real election poster.
Here is the woman in question.
My name is Tania Derveaux
I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.

Sure enough there are a few rules governing this,
Blowjob request form
Terms of Service
1. Acceptance of Terms
NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us).

2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

Enter name and e-mail address below, if you are selected you will receive an e-mail within one week, asking for the specific coordinates for the requested performance.

However some people were either greedy, or plain daft

Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications


This was sent through by somebody who swears they didn't press the request button. It has only been online for a day or so, so I feel his protestations may be a little, err.. premature.


Tippler said...

I've signed you up, mate.

That'll pay your missus back for doing a 'stalker' Google for my address search just to wind me up...

(Just kidding, but I owe her a slapped arse...)

The Aunt said...

Where's the legal loophole? She's surely not going to come (hur hur) up with them, is she?

IMHE the five minutes allowed are very ample.