Ladies and Gentlemen of England, and of those of course who wish her well.
May I take this opportunity on our Saint's day to wish you all good cheer, health and happiness.
In the light of the lack of any serious, structured or organised event commemorating this day can I suggest a frivolous one?
Let us meet up after dinner - whenever that shall be be in the Gayot, and quaff a couple of ales.
(This invitation is also of course of special relevance to other countries, the representatives of which we will be honoured to welcome - Greeks, Bulgarians, Portuguese, Palestinians, Lebanese, Calabrian's, Arogonese, Georgian's, Genoese, Catalans and of course anybody who was a scout).
Yours in friendship,
I wonder if anyone will turn up?