Burn the 10 year old, and have the parents dragged in a tumbril round the playground.
I know I sounded a trumpet in favour of the 'pie pushers', now it seems we must rally round the standard of those who dare take fromage frais into schools.
The headmaster said,
"A lunch was brought in which was not in keeping with our new guidelines".
McVey For Tatton
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