Friday, October 14, 2005

German MEP accuses Tory of porn production


What a prize chump the very important and extremely influential chap, Elmar Brok is (seen here talking yet again to an empty room).This German Christian Democrat is Chairman of the European Parliament’s Foreign Affairs Committee and is an arch federast. Indeed so arch is he that he is one of the chosen few that are still flying around Europe selling the defunct constitution on extra taxpayers cash (along with the execrable Corbett).
This week Dan Hannan, Tory MEP was working with the Beeb on a program, and he invited Brok – and socialist chum Jo Lienen – also arch federast to take part. Dan has this rather old fashioned belief that both sides of the argument should be heard. He also has the belief that these two are just so awful that any coverage that they might get on British television is worth its weight in gold to the sceptic cause.
Anyhow, Brok didn’t turn up and Dan dispatched an assistant to find him. On being told that he was in the coffee bar she went to see him. After all the coffee shop was mere yards from the plenary chamber where the debate was going on.
At first Brok suggested that Hannan was playing tricks on him. Then he made a bizarre allegation,
“Those cameras cannot be the BBC, they are too small. The BBC use bigger cameras, I should know I am on the BBC nearly every week. Those cameras are the sort you use to make porn films”.
Not only is this a strange allegation, it also suggests of that he has personal knowledge of making porn films.

3 comments:

Aunty Marianne said...

Splendid stuff!

Pat Patterson said...

It must be true. After all aren't young Iraqi boys convinced that US and British soldiers have sunglasses capable of x-ray vision? The BBC is probably using the same type of lens in their porn cameras. Elmar Brok is merely trying to protect his virtue, no porn for him please.

DirtCrashr said...

He does look a bit like Ron Jeremy...

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